oh no!
I would like to know why Little Robert Smith (my Sago Palm) decides to turn yellow and die-y and scary right before i actually see the real Robert Smith.
I think its conspiracy!
He looks like he has new growth (YAY) but hes all yeller. Hes been sucking up water at an atrocious rate. I'm taking him to the greenhouse tomorrow to see if anyone can give me the haps. I may also ask if they have extra potting soil because maybe he needs to be taken out of his teeny little garden center pot and placed into the nice big red glass pot i initially bought for him.

Buck up, Robbie!

oh, and I need suggestions for a burlesque name.
I'm not good at thinking sexy... although just plain tacky like BUNNY MUFF or CATHERIN COURTESANNE may work. After all it is burlesque.

and now I shall work on my paper which was due today and not done, it is douchily named "ACROSS LOOMS AND OCEANS: Cross Cultural Influences in Meiji Fashion".
Epic BWONG.